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This Week's Pick
Dallas Cowboys
(2 1/2 point dogs vs. Browns at Cleveland)
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Welcome back, Woodheads! I've got that tingling sensation in my drawers which can only me one of two things. Either it's time for football or I've gotta take a wicked wiz. Assuming the former, but not ruling out the latter. Flashback to January, when the Brownies and Cowboys both had their postseasons derailed unceremoniously in the wildcard round. Cleveland fell hard 45-14 to Houston, while the NFC #2 seed Dallas Cowboys lost 48-32 to Green Bay. Both teams have had a full offseason to stew over their plight, have a good cry and prepare to face off against each other in opening week or the 2024 campaign. I say the smart money's on The 'Boys as the the league's best QB-WR tandem, Dak Prescott to CeeDee Lamb comes to Cleveland to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And guess what Woodheads? They're all out of bubble gum. Prediction? Dallas wins outright. Take the points (just in case) and BET THE FARM on Dallas Cowboys.
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The WOOD Report remembers
Herbie Flowers
1938-2024
Bass guitar / T-Rex
Studio musician with Elton John, David Bowie, Lou Reed (upright bass on 'Take a Walk on the Wild Side), Melanie, David Essex, Al Kooper, Bryan Ferry, Harry Nilsson, Cat Stevens, Paul McCartney,
