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Alice Brock
1941-2024
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Alice's Restaurant (1967)
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Inspiration for 'Alice's Restaurant'
Happy Thanksgiving, Woodheads! Here at The WOOD Report, we celebrate annually with food, football and the full 18-minute version of Alice's Restaurant, this year in fond remembrance of Alice Brock (1941-2024). Remember Alice? It's a song about Alice. Down home at the Woodman homestead, we sit spellbound as great grandad, Ezekial Bojangles Woodman regales us with tales of Thanksgivings past. Like the time cousin Gertie arived just as great grandad was pulling the turducken out of the deep fryer. 'Gramps, that don't look right to me' quipped Gertie. Funny funny, everybody laugh! Gramps stuck her head in the deep fryer. He was a mean man, especially when he'd been drinkin'. Ahhhh, memories. As for football, you'll have to wait till Sunday to watch Russell Wilson and the Pittsburgh Steelers whip Cincy's ass to claim undisputed reign atop the AFC North. Take the points and BET THE FARM on Pittsburgh.
